Sappy Christmas Card Quotes & Sayings

Exactly; just because I like to suck dick doesn't mean I'm Martha Stewart in the kitchen. — Lisa Worrall

Say that he was right about how bad it was in the Soviet Union, but he just didn't understand the nice materialism of the West. Say that the Soviet Union was bad because the people were deprived of meaningless creature comforts, and that the West is good because the people are flooded with them. — Anthony Esolen

We adults are angered by the senseless things that happen every day in this world. However, at the same time we repress those feelings by telling ourselves that "there was no other choice" or "there must have been a reason for it." But it's a natural human reaction to be outraged when senseless things happen. Some things just can't be justified or rationalized. I want boys and girls to grow up valuing those feelings. — Hiromu Arakawa

I've memorized the best angles in the bathroom mirror from which to see how badly I've disintegrated. I truly do go from sixty to zero. — Kris Kidd

I would have promised those terrorists a trip to Disneyland if it would have gotten the hostages released. I thank God they were satisfied with the missiles and we didn't have to go to that extreme. — Oliver North

By all means take thought for the tomorrow, yes, careful thought and planning and preparation. But have no anxiety. — Dale Carnegie

I regretted making a comment about Dave Eggers. I've never said anything about McSweeneys except that I admire what it is, and I think it's great that they keep people interested in literature. — James Frey

You must also give mental and physical fitness priority. — Jim Otto

Both sides so blinded by their fear and hate of each other that they couldn't see they were all fighting for the same thing. — Brom

After law school, I had the opportunity to clerk for a tremendous judge, Leonard I. Garth, on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit, the court to which I was appointed in 1990. — Samuel Alito

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants. — Emily Procter

A woman is only as good as the peace and light she radiates. — Coco Chanel

I will hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin and heal their land" (2 Chron. 7:14). — Arthur Wallis

Dream the biggest dream for yourself. Hold the highest vision of life for yourself. — Oprah Winfrey