Sanz Quotes & Sayings

I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos. — Horatio Sanz

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a little annoying to some people. — Horatio Sanz

When a mathematician engaged in investigating physical actions and results has arrived at his own conclusions, may they not be expressed in common language as fully, clearly, and definitely as in mathematical formulae? If so, would it not be a great boon to such as well to express them so
translating them out of their hieroglyphics that we might also work upon them by experiment? — Michael Faraday

Then they held my mouth shut for a while and hit me in the face, and with a whip across chest and back. I then collapsed, rolled on the floor, always keeping face down and no longer replied to any of their questions. — Ernst Thalmann

I'd like to do a show that's not a sitcom. — Horatio Sanz

They proceeded with an infinite guile that would have horrified her parents. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Why do you care so badly that I live, if while alive, I am already dead? — Monica Sanz

Debbie Downer was one of the few sketches where I broke, and I remember watching Heratio Sanz laugh so hard that tears squirted out of his eyes. I still believe that sketch may be a cure for low-level depression if watched regularly. — Amy Poehler

What I've learned from sketch is you can get it as perfect as you want, and it's never going to be perfect. — Horatio Sanz

There was a tale he had read once, long ago, as a small boy: the story of a traveler who had slipped down a cliff, with man-eating tigers above him and a lethal fall below him, who managed to stop his fall halfway down the side of the cliff, holding on for dear life. There was a clump of strawberries beside him, and certain death above him and below. What should he do? went the question.
And the reply was, Eat the strawberries.
The story had never made sense to him as a boy. It did now. — Neil Gaiman

Anyone in the comedy world knows that Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell are two of the funniest guys around. — Adam McKay

Doing comedy is as easy as doing anything else. You're dependent totally on the material. — Morgan Freeman

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With change there is nothing you cannot deal with. — Sunday Adelaja

We all have our little secrets, and as long as they're harmless, who really cares? With time, the secrets often go away and things don't matter anymore. — John Grisham

A nation that encourages its people to spend more and save less promotes economic backwardness, social decay and its own financial doom. — Kurt Richebacher

'Naked Gun 33 1/3' I think made me laugh more than anything ever made. — Horatio Sanz

One of the coolest things was that, in 2007, I got to go to Iraq with Rob Riggle, Paul Scheer, and Horatio Sanz. We went over there to do some comedy shows with the U.S.O. — Rob Huebel

I've had - I don't really know how to describe them, except moments of 'extrasensory perception' of some sort. I've also had sort of a 'white light' moment. — Tim Daly

I hope that they are finding satisfaction. I'm in no way making a judgment. I know it doesn't make me happy. — Randy Harrison

Did that kiss nearly destroy the memory of all other kisses, and become the benchmark against which all future kisses would be measured? — Julie Anne Long

If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup. — Norm Crosby

If I were a dad, I'd have my kids watch 'I Love Lucy' and 'The Honeymooners.' — Horatio Sanz