Santa Watching Quotes & Sayings

I can't figure out where you put all that," Tucker observed. "You eat like a horse." "It goes straight to my cock — Josh Lanyon

It brings back a long-forgotten memory of Christmas, the year I turned six. I was supposed to be in bed, but I was up waiting and watching for my father or Santa Claus, whoever came first. — Carolee Dean

Maybe that whole love thing is just a grown-up version of Santa Claus; just a myth we've been fed since childhood. So, we keep buying magazines, joining clubs, and doing therapy and watching movies with hit pop songs played over love montages all in a pathetic attempt to explain why our love Santa keeps getting caught in the chimney. — Meg Ryan

I came here because I didn't want to be alone anymore" I answered him. "That's a good reason" he murmured. — Leila Sales

My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely - a creature they'd known for centuries - because of me. It was like watching Rudolph get shot by Santa Claus. — Kevin Hearne

A woman who wears high heels is very different, I think, than a woman who wears sandals. — Winona Ryder

Rock n' roll is dream soup, what's your brand? — Patti Smith

There is a Pirate in each of us"! — Kalyan C. Kankanala