Santa Naughty Quotes & Sayings

And you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you — Taylor Swift

There's lots of sides. The CD doesn't really create a mood. It creates more of a journey. It starts out with a simple bluegrass tune, sort of melancholy and sad, like "Lovin' and Lyin'," then it's sexy and there's some funny songs in there where I'm talking, like "Designated Drunk." There's a humor side, a sexy side, but there's also a pretty sad side, the country side. It's the backwards side of me! — Laura Bell Bundy

Yeah. I've been pretty fortunate to travel I guess, all around the place. — Ben E. King

A fighter should not think only of his shete, just because he has a shete in his hand. Everything is a weapon in the warrior's mind. — S.M. Stirling

Nikhilananda's birthday. Maybe we'd Morris dance, naked, around the base of an old-growth California redwood, its branches lavishly festooned with the soiled hammocks and poop buckets of crunchy-granola tree sitters mentoring spotted owls in passive-resistance protest techniques. You get the picture. In place of Santa Claus, my mom and dad said Maya Angelou kept tabs on whether little children were naughty or nice. Dr. Angelou, they warned me, did her accounting on a long hemp scroll of names, and if I failed to turn my compost I'd be sent to bed with no algae. Me, I just wanted to know that someone wise and carbon neutral - Dr. Maya or Shirley Chisholm or Sean Penn - was paying attention. But none of that was really Christmas. And none of that Earth First! baloney helps out once you're dead and you discover that the snake-handling, — Chuck Palahniuk

God is a name behind which you put the best of yourself or the worst — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip. — Gary Allan

I cannot do anything fake; that is why even when I sleep with a prostitute, she falls in love with me. — M.F. Moonzajer

You can't please people who don't really know you and, you know, I do think that one of the things I do want to do is please the people who matter to me and please the people that do know me. — Cherie Blair

Two-thirds of those evacuated at that time had been born in the United States and were American citizens. Standing in long lines, the Japanese had to wait for hours in front of the desks of the officials, who took down their names and handed out labels for them to wear around their necks with their identity number, the same as for their luggage. — Isabel Allende

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list. — David Letterman