Santa Helper Quotes & Sayings

Alas, our rulers are not gods, but puny, fallible men, like the kings who constantly forget their parts, and we common men should be their prompters. — Lin Yutang

A man becomes as attractive as an attractive woman when he becomes successful and is publicly noted. Power's an aphrodisiac. — Curtis Jackson

Imagine the wars we would've avoided if prior generations had a website where they could debate tragedy and politics in terse sentences? — Eugene Mirman

When I was a kid, I used to play marbles. I know some of you think I've lost mine. — Jimy Williams

In a battle between two ideas, the best one doesn't necessarily win. No, the idea that wins is the one with the most fearless heretic behind it. — Seth Godin

Santa's Little Helper
Isn't it ironic that Homer calls his pet
the same name Marge calls his penis? — Beryl Dov

***A Last note from your narrator***
I am haunted by humans. — Markus Zusak

Not trying is the surest way of achieving nothing at all. — Theodore Roosevelt

I had a Masters of Fine Arts, but so did thousands of other graduates every year, and we were all competing for the same jobs. I realistically didn't expect to become a teacher, and after two or three years, I accepted defeat. — Kurt Wagner

Sadly, I'm one of those people who emotionally puts things off and then gets caught very blindsided at the end. — John Krasinski

If you love your work, your working days will be your restful days! — Mehmet Murat Ildan