Sanitised Mat Quotes & Sayings

I was in a very fancy, high-end boutique where the sales associates stand around like mannequins. I walked in and the first thing they said was, "Ooh it smells like booty in here" because they knew me from Scream Queens. — Niecy Nash

That's human nature - we want to completely rewrite history so it can be comfortable. Without getting too profound, I'm pretty sure that's where the invention of the afterlife comes from. "We don't really become worm food. We go to a magical place with bunnies and rainbows." — Bobcat Goldthwait

I think movies in general should have more respect for the audience than they do. Too many films are afraid to confuse people, so all the information is given to them right away, and there's nothing left for the film to do. It ruins many stories, because everything becomes obvious and predictable. I want my films to engage people more and make them more actively involved in the story. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

In narrow and gloomy streets, keep your spirit high! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

He knows that he must act, but he must allow room for the Universe to act too. — Paulo Coelho

You are impossible. You are only a realist, and therefore nothing happens to you. — August Strindberg

Personal credibility has everything to do with how others perceive us and how we perceive ourselves. Sandy Allgeier's book teaches the all-important truth that it doesn't matter how much money, status, or power you have if nobody believes in you. Every parent should read The Personal Credibility Factor and instill its lessons in their kids.Achieving a full understanding of these principles is the first step in becoming a truly great human being. — Michele Borba

It is harder, usually, to find a person who wants to walk the streets of me, to taste the teas of my country, to ... immigrate, you could say. — Catherynne M Valente

It was the quartets of Beethoven (numbers 12,13,14, and 15) which over fifty years, created and expanded the the audience of listeners to the quartets of Beethoven, thus achieving, as all masterpieces do, progress if not in the quality of artists, at least in the company of minds, which is largely composed these days of what was missing when the work appeared: people capable of liking it. — Marcel Proust

Beautiful dreamer, wake unto me, starlight and dewdrop are waiting for thee. — Stephen Foster

One time you take a hundred thousand dollars and let a vampire go, the whole world turns on you like you're some kind of bad guy. — Christopher Moore

She grinned then traced her hands over his back. "I'm going to finish your ink, make you shine, then love you until the day I die."

He smiled back and she fell just that much more in love. "I'll be your everything. Your strength, your canvas, just yours."

Forever. — Carrie Ann Ryan

So Molly took the ring to the king, and she was married to his youngest son, and she never saw the giant again. — Joseph Jacobs

If a man wants to be of the greatest possible value to his fellow-creature s let him begin the long, solitary task of perfecting himself. — Robertson Davies