Samundar Funny Quotes & Sayings

It's brain," I said; "pure brain! What do you do to get like that, Jeeves? I believe you must eat a lot of fish, or something. Do you eat a lot of fish, Jeeves?"
"No, sir."
"Oh, well, then, it's just a gift, I take it; and if you aren't born that way there's no use worrying. — P.G. Wodehouse

The fire was set in the Library of Records by the Baudelaire murderers, and has spread to the Sore Throat Ward, the Stubbed Toe Ward, and the Accidentally Swallowed Something You Shouldn't Have Ward. — Lemony Snicket

The innovator makes enemies of all those who prospered under the old order, and only lukewarm support is forthcoming from those who would prosper under the new. — Niccolo Machiavelli

You know what intimacy is? It's into-me-you-see. — Martin De Maat

I don't even know if I have the capacity for normal emotions or not because I haven't cried for a long time. You just stifle them for so long that maybe you lose them, partially at least. I don't know. — Jeffrey Dahmer

A storybook marriage? No, not at all. What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage. — Ann Romney

I'm from the Bronx, so I am looking forward to performing before my homies. I'll keep it live in the house. — Big Bank Hank

Basically, I wanted to get in, get on, get off, get up, get dressed and get out. — Megan Hart

Cheer up, children, I am all right. — Joseph Haydn

Rather than feeling vindicated, I felt guilty. It seemed cruel, and all my fault, somehow. My relationship with my mother had always brought into question any sense I had of myself as a good and decent person. [p. 128] — Dani Shapiro

Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor. — Regina Hall