Sampermans Laura Quotes & Sayings

The fool, with all his other faults, has this also, he is always getting ready to live. — Seneca.

Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him ... — Christopher Moore

The more incompetent one feels, the more eager he is to fight. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

Bullshit. You lied to me every single day. Were the nights a lie too? Am I just like all those other girls? Maybe I'd be better off with a new owner, at least I know when he fucks me I will hate him. Not like you. You made me love you then you wrecked me with it. Then you gave me back piece by piece every night only to take it all away over again in the morning. — Nashoda Rose

Alas! it is not till time, with reckless hand, has torn out half the leaves from the Book of Human Life to light the fires of passion with from day to day, that man begins to see that the leaves which remain are few in number. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Mindfulness Makes the Mystery Meaningful — Dennis Merritt Jones

To understand me you should reach my level at my game, so far you are somewhere down I am above. — Deyth Banger

All men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this. . . . The gods were bored, and so they created man. Adam was bored because he was alone, and so Eve was created. Thus boredom entered the world, and increased in proportion to the increase of population. Adam was bored alone; then Adam and Eve were bored together; then Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel were bored en famille; then the population of the world increased, and the peoples were bored en masse. To divert themselves they conceived the idea of constructing a tower high enough to reach the heavens. This idea is itself as boring as the tower was high, and constitutes a terrible proof of how boredom gained the upper hand. — Soren Kierkegaard

I have always respected education, which is why I actually went back secretly and taught school for eight years. — Steve Wozniak

Aaargh...that'll teach me to eat pig in the promised land. Sorry Baby Jesus. — Guy Delisle