Samberg Comedian Quotes & Sayings

There is only one way to learn. It's through action. Everything you need to know you have learned through your journey. — Paulo Coelho

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from. — Peter Drucker

Be yourself, love yourself,
be somebody then give yourself. — Debasish Mridha

You can learn all kinds of habits quickly under martial law. The — Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

If my stupidity makes you smile, I rather prefer to act always as stupid. — M.F. Moonzajer

Even if conventional medicine tells you that your condition is incurable or that your only option is to live a life dependent on drugs with troublesome side effects, there is hope for improving or reversing your condition. — Leon Chaitow

The ills of the world, and their cures, are listed below: 1) A world of privilege is a world of elitism and injustice. Meritocracy is the cure. 2) Capitalism, the creed of "Greed is good", is the disease of materialism and objectification for the sole purpose of profiting the ownership class. A new spiritual, artistic, creative and intellectual paradigm is the cure. 3) Abrahamism is a mental illness. Illuminism is the psychological cure. 4) The religious divide between East and West has held back global progress. Illuminism, a religion of enlightenment and reincarnation in common with Eastern thinking, yet steeped in the most profound Western thinking, is the bridge. The — Michael Faust

I like green or brown eyes. Tall but not overwhelmingly so. I like men who do yoga and meditate. — Kristin Davis

For all the doors locked, love is the best locksmith! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I'm a comedian, and I decided I wanted to be a comedian when I was eight years old watching old Saturday Night Live episodes. I never decided to be a rapper because I'm not a rapper. — Andy Samberg

I've spent more time than many will believe [making microscopic observations], but I've done them with joy, and I've taken no notice those who have said why take so much trouble and what good is it? — Antonie Van Leeuwenhoek

I see it in colors," I said. "A deep blue, fading into golds and reds - like fire on a horizon. Afterlight. It's a sky that wants you to guess if the sun is about to rise or set. — Alexandra Bracken

If there is a one-in-a-million chance that you will "make it," then SOMEBODY has to be that ONE. It may as well be YOU! So FIGHT, WARRIOR! — Margaret Aranda

Perhaps a man has a hundred senses, and when he dies only the five known to us are destroyed and the remaining ninety-five are left alive. — Anton Chekhov