Samantha Kofer Quotes & Sayings

If you don't want your children to know the truth about life don't send 'em to the theater to see Moms 'cause I'm gonna tell them THE TRUTH, hear? — Moms Mabley

Do you feel it now Mr. Krabbs? — SpongeBob SquarePants

I hated having to be someplace on time, it took away so many potential orgasms. — Gini Koch

Purvis. This is my associate, Samantha Kofer. We've been hired to get our client out of jail. Snowden took a step back as Mattie pressed ahead. Samantha, treading water, wasn't sure what to do, so — John Grisham

As a lawyer, she never felt so worthy. As a person, she had never felt so needed. — John Grisham

Conservatives believe in equality of opportunity. Liberals believe in equality of outcome. — Mike Rosen

Make me the the master of education, and I will undertake to change the world. — Gottfried Leibniz

There is a myth that homosexuals are 'born that way,' and we are pounded with this idea so thoroughly that many people think that somebody, somewhere, must have proved it. — Orson Scott Card

I was raised Catholic. I didn't appreciate the guilt and sin part of it. — John Densmore