Salesian Inspirational Quotes & Sayings

If I'm ever in a weird car accident, or I commit suicide or something, after the media stops celebrating my death, could they check into it? Because I'm not suicidal. And I'm a pretty good driver. — Glenn Beck

Covetousness is the greatest of monsters, as well as the root of all evil. — William Penn

It is not the purpose of the universe to get things done as quickly and efficiently as possible. That's a mortal preoccupation, especially strong in monkey mammals, but we all feel it to one degree or another ... — J.Z. Colby

How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded.
Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips."
"Then how did you know?"
"Prophet, I know everything."
Fuck him. Cillian did. — S.E. Jakes

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors. — Charles E. McKenzie