Sale Clerk Gives Quotes & Sayings

I sat down and came up with a caption that I thought would fit well on the poster - something that was short and succinct but got a point across. The latest poster was a direct quote - it was exactly what the woman told me. — Tatyana Fazlalizadeh

A new voice pops up on the comm, relayed from the station. March. "What the frag are you doing, Triumph? Who's at the helm? I didn't give clearance for a pleasure cruise."
"Can't talk, Commander," Hit answers smoothly. "We're busy saving your ass. — Ann Aguirre

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Everything seemed suspended, in some kind of balance. Obviously someone would come along and fuck it up, because that's what other people did. — Mark Haddon

That those tribes [the Sac and Fox Indians] cannot exist surrounded by our settlements and in continual contact with our citizensis certain. They have neither the intelligence, the industry, the moral habits, nor the desire of improvement which are essential to any favorable change in their condition. — Andrew Jackson

For we are so preciously loved by God that we cannot even comprehend it. — Julian Of Norwich

It's more important to put the own heart in the prayer than to put other's words with nothing of the own heart. — Mahatma Gandhi

To summarize a poem or put it into prose is quite simply to misunderstand the essence of an art. — Paul Valery

I loved B.I.G., but not like I liked Tupac, because he was an actor, so I related to him. — Derek Luke

Ask for what you want, but be willing to take what God gives you. It may be better than what you asked for. — Norman Vincent Peale

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice ... strike three. — Michael Scott

I've been other things beside a clown. I have sold insurance, too. — Truman Capote