Salary Hike Funny Quotes & Sayings

If you were advising your great-granddaughter about the man you have a crush on at this moment-what would you tell her? Would you be protective, and tell her to kick this man to the curb because he's treating her so badly, or would you tell her to hold on to this man for dear life?
Now, why aren't you taking your own advice? — Kim Gruenenfelder

I like to remind myself, as a parent, that God holds me responsible to, not for, my children! — Lee Ezell

Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. — Will Cuppy

When I followed my interests, it made me feel good. So that's what I am supposed to do in future if I want to be happy. — Dhaval Gajera

everything isn't everything — Shel Silverstein

Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints. — Bobby McFerrin