Sajnos Nem Quotes & Sayings

I promise you, I'm going to spend every one of those forty-eight hours buried balls deep in your tight ass." "Fuck — A.E. Via

The vision always precedes reality. — Leon Tom

One fancies that what one loves cannot die. — Eugenie De Guerin

And remember: children don't start forming long-term memories until around the age of three, so they will not remember anything from this process. — Sujay Kansagra

My Teacher Sees Right Through Me
I didn't do my homework.
My teacher asked me, "Why?"
I answered him, "It's much too hard."
He said, "You didn't try."
I told him, "My dog ate it."
He said, "You have no dog."
I said, "I went out running."
He said, "You never jog."
I told him, "I had chores to do."
He said, "You watched TV."
I said, "I saw the doctor."
He said, "You were with me."
My teacher sees right through my fibs,
which makes me very sad.
It's hard to fool the teacher
when the teacher is your dad. — Bruce Lansky

I try to spend as much time as possible with God and my family. That's more important than anything I'm doing in baseball. — Albert Pujols

If you want to learn about America, watch 'The Wire.' It's a profound piece of entertainment. — Sam Neill

When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. — Neal Stephenson

I'd rather I was a stray pup,' I made bold to say. And then all my fears broke my voice as I added, "You wouldn't let them do this to a stray pup, changing everything all at once. When they gave the bloodhound puppy to Lord Grimsby, you sent your old shirt with it, so it would have something that smelled of home until it settle in.'
'Well,' he said, "I didn't ... come here, fitz. Come here, boy.'
And puppy-like, I went to him, the only master I had, and he thumped me lightly on the back and rumbled up my hair, very much as if I had been a hound. — Robin Hobb

The fact that I had killed a man was really putting a crimp in my love
life.
Well, okay, to be strictly accurate, I hadn't killed him. But I had
helped. And I had watched enough of the Emmy Award-winning cops-andlawyers
drama Crime and Punishment on TV to know that cops weren't very
understanding about that sort of thing. I had even auditioned for the
role of a murderess in a C&P episode the previous year, but I didn't get
the part. So, since I had never even played a killer, actually being one
now was something of a novelty. — Laura Resnick

Learning to love back is the hardest part of being alive. — Anne Lamott

Chicken's good. I like chicken. — Paul Kersey

Up to you if you want to go out with a
boner like some creepy old perv. — Sherilee Gray

It is a mere cowardice to seek safety in negations. No character becomes strong in that way. You will be thrown into the world some day and then every rational satisfaction your nature that you deny now will assault like a savage appetite. — George Eliot