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The past and the future are tools of the ego that render us finite. Without our judgments about the past (memories) and without our judgments about the future (expectations), there is only the Here and Now, the eternal present, the timeless time of the Oneness. — Human Angels

Thinking about dark and troublesome things, wondering when they'll come to pay you a visit, turns out to be the very best way to call them to your side. — Cameron Dokey

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

I believe very strongly that in this world you have to have values and you have to stand up for your interests and if you don't do those things you're not going to get anywhere. — Stephen Harper

The twists and turns of your life can be so unexpected, and that's a good thing to learn. — Christina Baker Kline

[The Cretans have] more wit than words. — Plato

My job, when it comes to free agency, trades, is not to pick players, but support the personnel department and the coaching staff. We have to have the financial resources to make things happen and that's my job. — Arthur Blank

The readiness is all — William Shakespeare

Well, there's the water company. I mean, we sell water. And we have water, and it's a very successful, you know, it's a private little water company, and I supply the water for all my places, and it's good. But it's very good. — Donald Trump

Of course, any movie that I make, that is released everywhere, gets a lot of exposure. — Carlos Saldanha

The poor ego has a still harder time of it; it has to serve three harsh masters, and it has to do its best to reconcile the claims and demands of all three ... The three tyrants are the external world, the superego, and the id. — Sigmund Freud

Now anxiety is the mark of spiritual insecurity. It is the fruit of unanswered questions. But questions cannot go unanswered unless they first be asked. — Thomas Merton

Touring for two years is excruciating. — Chester Bennington