Saggers Sagging Quotes & Sayings

Hens were wandering about like ladies at a lyceum tea trying to find their friends before selecting their seats. — Gregory Maguire

And his dick looks like a hot dog that got hit with a sledgehammer and sewn back together by a blind lady."
"Thanks, Port."
"You're welcome, D. — Jeremy Robert Johnson

We change by changing our consciousness and by saying, money should not be a commodity. Money should be a means to an end. — Satish Kumar

I wonder what people do when they have no place to go and no place to be. — Colleen Hoover

The truth is you really are nothing, but this nothing is full, whole, infinite in everything and everywhere. This nothing is conciousness itself. It is already whole, complete and fulfilled. This is the amazing irony. — Gangaji

Every outfit carries cultural baggage of some kind. It took me a while to get a handle on this aspect of performance. — David Byrne

Black women are always the loudest when they have babies. Screaming to Jesus, usually. White women are much quieter, right up until the baby starts to crown. Then you can't tell a white woman from a black woman. Asian women make no sound at all. Quiet as church mice. We have to keep an extra-careful eye on them, because if we don't keep checking their hootchies they'll give birth without even letting us know. — Jenny Lawson