Saffaiblit Quotes & Sayings

Beware the viper in your closet. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Domestic airplanes are basically designed to keep people seated, settled, and sedated for the duration of flight. If they could, they would install catheters in the seats and strap the people down from takeoff until landing. International flights are a little different, due to the part where sometimes people's veins explode if they sit still in a pressurized cabin for too long. (This may be a small exaggeration - emphasis on "small," not "exaggeration." Deep vein thrombosis is the silent killer of the long-haul flight.) To combat this, international carriers often encourage people to get up, move around, and keep their blood circulating normally. Sure, it means the aisles get a little crowded from time to time, and it makes the TSA nervous, but better that than a bunch of dead passengers. — Seanan McGuire

Well, we've made huge strides since the 1990 World Cup, USA '94, and obviously since '98. Unfortunately, those strides only register with the public once every four years. — Lamar Hunt

The deepest insult which can be shown to a human being is to associate it solely with material functions, with no cognizance and no consideration of its intellectual and spiritual power. — Mary C. Ames

A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins. — Jane Howard

A man is only as rich as the people around him — Brian A. Leslie

My yearn for home is broadened
Patriotism expanded
By callings from beyond
So I pack my things
Nothing precious
All things sacred — Alanis Morissette

If you're going to wear three hats. You'd better grow two more heads. — Mel Gibson

She has a steel exterior, but it protects a candyfloss heart. — Kristin Hannah

If you ever feel lazy or dull, take heart: you're the busiest, brightest thing on the planet. — David Eagleman

I don't think an artist should keep themselves categorized in a specific box. — Sean Kingston

This is a great country, in no small part because it is the best country ever devised in which to be a public crank. Never has a nation so dedicated itself to the proposition that not only should people hold nutty ideas, but they should cultivate them, treasure them, shine them up, and put them right up there on the mantelpiece. This is still the best country ever in which to peddle complete public lunacy. In fact, it's the only country to enshrine that right in its founding documents. — Charles P. Pierce

If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik