Saferacer Quotes & Sayings

My toils in the quotation field have led me to formulate two or three laws about the way people use and abuse quotations. My first law is: When in doubt, ascribe all quotations to Bernard Shaw - which I don't mean to be taken literally, but as a general observation of the habit people have of attaching remarks to the nearest obvious speaker. Churchill, Wilde, Orson Welles and Alexander Woollcott are other useful figures upon whom to father remarks when you don't know who really said them. — Nigel Rees

This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the "over" and just think, then we could do, too. Only we'd be smarter doers because we'd be thinkers. — Sarah Strohmeyer

Beware of generalizations about any faith because they sometimes amount to the religious equivalent of racial profiling. Hinduism contained both Gandhi and the fanatic who assassinated him. — Nicholas Kristof

Allow your heart to be so wrapped up in God that a guy has to ask for directions to get to it. — Chad Eastham

Richard, Bill has the socialist disease in its worst form; he thinks the world owes him a living. He told me sincerely - smugly! - that of course everyone was entitled to the best possible medical and hospital service - free of course, unlimited of course, and of course the government should pay for it. — Robert A. Heinlein

If I am the land,

and Josh is the sea, then

Tommy is the shore that completes us. — Jay McLean

Prove it to me," I whispered. "Prove to me you aren't an ass and I'm all yours. — Sarah Darlington

Your station is in my heart, and on the necks of those who would insult you. — Charlotte Bronte

Difficult times are ways to know and understand yourself and others in a better way.
(From 'Voyage to Happiness') — Sanchita Pandey

Praise or damn as you please, but do so rather flatly, pragmatically, with cunning attention to annoying or gratifying details. Be yourself. Be unique. Be a good editor. The Universe needs more good editors, God knows. — Kurt Vonnegut

Back in my era, hacking was all about messing with other hackers. It was a hacker war. — Michael Demon Calce