Safe Flight Funny Quotes & Sayings

In the other end of the ring stood Randy's self control, drooling on itself and bleeding from places that self control was never supposed to bleed. — Matthew Davenport

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

Now please let me introduce myself
I'm the wealthy charming man
Been here on earth for many, many years
Many hearts, faiths and souls I stole

I was around and watched Jesus Christ
Had his faith, doubt and pain
Conned goddamn Pontus Pilate
To wash his hands and doom his soul

Thrilled to meet you
Do you guess my name
Thought I'm in hell but no I'm right here
That's the puzzling nature of my game — Dauglas Dauglas

I really honestly can't see myself as a lawyer. It's pretty much safe to say I'll never become one. — Vance Joy

I testify of our Savior, Jesus Christ, whose teachings and example we seek to follow. He invites all of us who are heavy laden to come unto Him, to learn of Him, to follow Him, and thus to find rest to our souls. — Dallin H. Oaks

Loving you is what I do best. — Dannika Dark