Sacramentally Married Quotes & Sayings

You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. — Bill Watterson

All I have I would have given gladly not to be standing here today. — Lyndon B. Johnson

I will do exactly as the Prime Minister asks me. — Michael Gove

I'm very, very so-called conservative on the military. I want a very, very strong military. I want to build up - you know, our military is totally depleted. We're going to care of our vets as part of that whole situation because our vets are not taken care of properly. — Donald Trump

Which is just another way of blaming, and perhaps the best way, because there is solace and a certain stoical peace in blaming everything on the rain, and then blaming something as uncontrollable as the rain on something as indifferent as the Arm of the Lord.
Because nothing can be done about the rain except blaming. And if nothing can be done about it, why get yourself in a sweat about it? — Ken Kesey

Sometimes I wish I had a rewind button for my mouth. — Belle Aurora

He understood the measure of his life now to be his capacity to believe in something - anything - other than what was happening in front of him. So they saw, but they did not see; so they heard, but they did not hear; and they knew, they knew it all, but still they tried not to know. — Richard Flanagan

There's so many wack rappers out here, I don't know where to aim at. — Kirk Jones

You're entering dangerous land when you start theorising about comedy. — Adrian Edmondson

There are some frauds so well conducted that it would be stupidity not to be deceived by them. — Charles Caleb Colton

Tortoise steps, slow steps, four steps like a tank with a tail dragging in the sand.
Tortoise steps, land based, land locked, dusty like the desert tortoise herself, fenced in, a prisoner on her own reservation
teaching us the slow art of revolutionary patience. — Terry Tempest Williams