Russets Potatoes Quotes & Sayings

I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and they're still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because it's the only bit of happiness they'll ever have. — Zach Braff

Look at yourself, like yourself, and find the positive. — Dana Buchman

I'll get into conversations with other people, and all of a sudden they will say something that sparks that ... either the titles to me, or just the conversation itself will spark an idea for a song. — LeAnn Rimes

Every imperial agent wants to reduce what is possible to what is available. — Walter Brueggemann

Measured against the scale and momentum of the Soviet empire's challenge, the Reagan administration has failed, is failing, and without a dramatic change in strategy will continue to fail ... President Reagan is clearly failing. — Newt Gingrich

There's nothing militant about Jesus. I don't read anything like that in any of the gospels. Peter drew his sword and cut off the servant's ear, and Jesus said, "Put back thy sword, Peter." But Peter has had his sword out and at work ever since. — Joseph Campbell

Frost is back - this is a brilliant read, I can't recommend it highly enough. — Martina Cole

Connect with your sacred soul. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I remember thinking as I was doing the jokes for the first time, "If I can hear that very clearly, I'm not hearing laughter." It just became deafening, this buzzing noise. I mean, it was brutal. It was really terrible. Then I remember thinking, "At least nobody important, or anyone who I really respect, saw that." And then literally right when I went off the stage, Jerry Seinfeld got up and went on. So I was like, "Oh great. Seinfeld saw me bomb." On the other hand, I thought, "At least no one will be thinking of me anymore. They'll just be focusing on him." — Seth Rogen

The Christopher Columbus Aware: This award goes to those who, like good old Chris, when they set out to do something, don't know where they are going; neither do they know how to get there. When they arrive, they don't know where they are, and when they return, they don't know where they've been. — Jim Berg

Lesson number two: Not only is glory ephemeral, but it also comes at a price. The — Joel Dicker

Kiki had to be carried whenever they left the house, or she'd be eaten by wild animals. At least, that's what Frank seemed to think. The dog, spoiled as she was, wholeheartedly agreed. — Nicole Castle

Sin with the multitude, and your responsibility and guilt are as great and as truly personal, as if you alone had done the wrong — Tryon Edwards