Quotes & Sayings About Running Marathons Funny

If you build a cloud network, people will share. — Ray Kinsella

Admit that there is some level that would make even you call yourself the victim of class war. — David Brin

I was enamored with Charles Dickens as a kid, and his names blew me away. — Marv Levy

The nurse of full-grown souls is solitude. — James Russell Lowell

I had a .200 lifetime batting average in the major leagues, which tied me with another sports great averaging 200 or better for a ten-year period: Don Carter, one of our top bowlers. — Bob Uecker

Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container. — Rita Rudner

You have come nearer to mastering a good many aspects of cooking than anyone except a handful of great chefs, and some day it will pay off. I know it will. You will just have to go on working, and teaching, and getting around, and spreading the gospel until it does. (Avis DeVoto to Julia Child) — Joan Reardon

The merit of Locke's 'Essay Concerning Human Understanding' is its adequacy, and not its consistency ... He should have widened the title of his book into 'An Essay Concerning Experience. — Alfred North Whitehead

Obviously my last two years in the NFL were not much fun at all. — Steve Spurrier

Lowell's an odd duck," Peterson said. "He's a loner. He reads books. — Lee Child

Newspapers write ringing editorials declaring that this is and always was a democracy. — Robert W. Welch Jr.