Rumpf Shoes Quotes & Sayings

Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But that's how nostalgia works, right? We only remember the best of the available memories. — Jarod Kintz

His attention span was not long, shall we say? — Lauren Bacall

It is not merely the likeness which is precious ... but the association and the sense of nearness involved in the thing ... the fact of the very shadow of the person lying there fixed forever! It is the very sanctification of portraits I think - and it is not at all monstrous in me to say that I would rather have such a memorial of one I dearly loved, than the noblest Artist's work ever produced. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning

How do you write zero in Roman numerals? — George Carlin

Die each moment so that you can be new each moment. — Osho

The senses reign, and reason now is dead;
from one pleasing desire comes another.
Virtue, honor, beauty, gracious bearing,
sweet words have caught me in her lovely branches
in which my heart is tenderly entangled.
In thirteen twenty-seven, and precisely
at the first hour of the sixth of April
I entered the labyrinth, and I see no way out. — Francesco Petrarca

He was an easy man to figure, one of those who had grown old everywhere but in his heart, that one organ he had never worn out because he'd never dared to use it. — Hugh Howey

I mean, that's more children than died in Hiroshima - and you know, is the price worth it? — Lesley Stahl

I think God gave every one of us a cell phone, we just dropped it. — Sylvia Browne

Aren't you supposed to be Jesus' bitch? — Debra Anastasia