Rumpf Plumbing Quotes & Sayings

You guys, stop misattributing white nationalist quotes to me. Like, super seriously, it's not cool, dudes. — Voltaire

Only an indirect method is effective. We do nothing if we have not first drawn back. — Simone Weil

We're trying to fill something internal with something external. We're trying to fill something real with something illusionary. — Isha Judd

You think you're funny?
I think I'm adorable. — Eric Kripke

Valentine Weather
Kiss me with rain on your eyelashes,
come on, let us sway together,
under the trees, and to hell with thunder. — Edwin Morgan

You must be careful with that knowledge, though, if you depend too heavily on the idea of it being something later, you will miss the opportunities that will allow it to be possible. That's — Izzy Shows

Ready for sex, but my body had been so receptive to his touch. Was it like that for everyone else? I wish I could ask Emmy without bringing suspicion upon myself. She had been to third base more times than some baseball players. I snickered out loud at my joke. Emmet looked at me with one eyebrow — L.D. Davis

If anyone was going to fall prey to a handsome vampire, it was going to be me. — Ellen Schreiber

I think I have a certain respect for people, you know. And I guess a lot of times I expect that respect to go both ways. — Tom Brady

You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent. — John Oliver

Laughter is a powerful weapon for it carries the light. To laugh is to defy the darkness. — Isobelle Carmody