Rugby Tour Quotes & Sayings

There are three great international team sports in Australia: cricket, rugby (two codes), and Pom-bashing. But the greatest of these is the last, and it is time we prepared ourselves for the greatest celebration of Pom-bashing since Bodyline, the 1930s cricket tour that became an international incident. That one rankles to this day and is otherwise known as the longest whinge in sporting history. — Simon Barnes

In Pierre Trudeau, Canada has finally produced a Prime Minister worthy of assassination. — John Diefenbaker

Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself. — George Carlin

It's hard to imagine the revenue from selling the prints will cover the cost of lost goodwill. — Stewart Butterfield

A rugby tour is like sex. When its good it's great, and when it's bad - hey! It's still pretty good! — Peter FitzSimons

Are you wiser in God (now) than you were last year at this time? Peter says we're to grow in grace and the knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ. — Leonard Ravenhill

That is the magical thing about books. You can listen to all the greatest people who have ever lived, anywhere in the world, in any civilization. You can see what is completely different about them, things you never imagined. — Anne Perry

Perfection I've lived with the pretense of perfection for seventeen years. Give my room a cursory inspection, you'd think I have OCD. But it's only habit and not obsession that keeps it all orderly. Of course, I don't want to give the impression that it's all up to me. — Ellen Hopkins

Timing the market is a fools game, whereas time in the market is your greatest natural advantage. — Nick Murray

We had started the tour hoping to make about 200 pounds each as the All Blacks (All Golds) had done the previous year. We got nothing and were lucky to get home! — Dally Messenger

I would go out into the desert. The desert was my teacher. I didn't know about gurus and wise people-I wasn't a reader. — Byron Katie

Its like a Contiki tour, getting on and off buses, getting pissed. — Willie Mason

But you have to do what you dream of doing even while you're afraid. — Arianna Huffington

It's a great feeling knowing you've helped someone. That's what I've spent my life doing and my practice. — Joe Jamail

Only a heart that knows how to love can ever be broken. — Gisclerc Morisset

ART IS MADE BY ORDINARY PEOPLE. Creatures having only virtues can hardly be imagined making art. It's difficult to picture the Virgin Mary painting landscapes. Or Batman throwing pots. The flawless creature wouldn't need to make art. — David Bayles

I like comedy but I guess I don't think [my art] is that funny, either. It's too dark and a bit weird in places to be genuinely, uniformly hilarious and function as comedy. — David Shrigley