Rotten Ecards Funny Quotes & Sayings

People going to see the Mona Lisa, not to look at it, but because it's the Mona Lisa — Paul Pope

If we were created in God's image, then when God was a child he smushed fire ants with his fingertips and avoided tough questions. — Buddy Wakefield

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dracula appeared at a time of great technological revolution, utilizing telegraphs, typing machines, and blood transfusions. — Chuck Hogan

Like politics? I was familiar with the question, a variant on the questions asked of me years earlier, when I'd first arrived in Chicago to work in low-income neighborhoods. It — Barack Obama