Rotflmao Quotes & Sayings

The best parties have always been at my house in Ibiza. They start with a bit of music and a barbecue by the pool. — Jade Jagger

I collect church collapses, recreationally. Did you see the recent one in Sicily? Marvelous! The facade fell on sixty-five grandmothers at a special mass. Was that evil? If so, who did it? If he's up there, he just loves it, Officer Starling. Typhoid and swans - it all comes from the same place. — Thomas Harris

We're really awful animals. I mean, that dumb Barbra Streisand song, 'People who need people are the luckiest people in the world' - she's talking about cannibals. Lot's to eat. — Kurt Vonnegut

Everyone has the power to visualize. — Rhonda Byrne

God is the ultimate good Father. - Jeanette Gardner Littleton - — Gary Chapman

You gotta choose what battles you can win. — Joe Scarborough