Rostouci Quotes & Sayings

I was delighted I had offended her upholstered sensibilities. — Pat Conroy

So: just drinks, minimal effort on his part, and you have travel to him. Ladies, are you getting sexually excited just reading this?! — Aziz Ansari

Maybe I was a bit harsh on some people. But I was harshest on myself, really. — Marc Almond

Kings have always boasted that their slightest wishes were commands. The classic proof of their power and their success was their command of limitless amounts of food and drink, limitless quantities of clothes and jewels: the services of innumerable slaves, servants, and officials: limitless sensual stimulations, and not least, limitless opportunities for sexual intercourse, for even here erotic delight was measured in gross quantitative terms. The affluence that once was monopolized by the king and his court is now being held up as the ultimate gift of the power system to mankind at large. — Lewis Mumford

It turns out there's only one thing that capuchins really, really love - and that's sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it, what they'll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they'll vomit, and they'll come back and eat their body weight again. And they'll vomit. And they'll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff. — Bill Vaughan

The purpose of life is life. — Dejan Stojanovic

My question, with its mark inverted, becomes the fishhook poised to catch my answer. — Garry Fitchett

Should you choose your questions more carefully, you may receive more satisfying answers. — Erin Morgenstern

A true understanding of grace - of God's unmerited favor - always provokes a life of gratitude and obedience. — Anonymous

I can support going in after Saddam Hussein, but I want to make sure I don't go alone. — John Dingell

I'd take the awe of understanding over the awe of ignorance any day. — Douglas Adams

Do you ever miss anything?'
Perry smiled. 'You, all the time. — Veronica Rossi