Rossettis Lynn Quotes & Sayings

What it looks like is that you're having sex with one of my oldest friends in the linen closet of our reception hall. Unless, of course, she's lost something in her vagina and you were gallant enough to try and fish it out for her. With your penis. If that's the case, I suggest using a larger lure. — Christine Bell

I'm ready for that adrenaline rush...with you. — Simone Elkeles

I'm a better editorial cartoonist by default because so many editorial cartoonists out there are so awful. — Ted Rall

Unhappy is a nice word. — Jose Mourinho

It's been too long since I sat so close to a woman and my first impulse is to move away. — Will Christopher Baer

My wife gave me a book before we got married, Oh, the Places You'll Go!, by Dr. Seuss. She was trying to tell me something, about what I was capable of, but I didn't get it. Over time, I've sort of lived the message in that book, and I couldn't have without what golf taught me. So I put it in my bag while I played the Old Course, and on the last hole when I posed on the Swilcan Bridge, I held it up. — George Lopez

If you're not controversial, you'll never break through the din of all the commentary. — Roger Stone

I feel like I gave my son to this country in an illegal and immoral war, and I'll never get him back. — Cindy Sheehan

Could circumstances possibly change who I forever am in You? — MercyMe

Any that is why I think any kind of a stimulus package is going to have to help people who are without work, without a job, help them have health insurance. — John Breaux