Roskowski Obituary Quotes & Sayings

Every night, my girlfriend comes home from work, and she brings with her a houseplant. She's like, 'Anthony, I had to pick this up. We need a houseplant in our apartment.' And every night, I make her return it. I say, 'No way, baby. You can't take care of a houseplant. You couldn't even keep your baby alive.' — Anthony Jeselnik

He was certain he was anorectic, because every time he looked in a mirror he saw a fat man. It was the Archchancellor, standing behind him and shouting at him. — Terry Pratchett

Personally I prefer to avoid any activity that ends with a strange man offering to "hose the blood off of ye afterward, mate." It's just a rule I have. Because I'm picky. — Jenny Lawson

It is the essence of power that it accrues to those with the ability to determine the nature of the real. — Arthur Miller

I think it was a desire to be able to find my own voice. I think that was the big urge within me. — Simon McBurney

If you are not an exception, try to be the example. — Rhythm

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. — Bill Vaughan

Mortals simply aren't what they used to be," he said. "A thousand years ago, you would have bartered your immortal soul for a crust of stale bread. Now I can't even get you to gamble at all, even for your freedom. — Rachel Caine

Alas, would that it were as easy to appease the heart as it is to satisfy the stomach. — Sherry Thomas

Son, in life you do not fight battles because you expect to win...
...you fight them merely because they need to be fought.

-Snagglepuss — Mark Russell

Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If I see an orchid that's fantastically expensive, I'll buy it. It's worth it, for no other reason than it gives me pleasure. — Lee Radziwill

I want to know what they look like, their height, and colouring, physique and speech pattens. — Colleen McCullough

It is hard to open yourself to someone who might really love you. I kept trying to drive Ken away and he kept passing the test by staying. — Erica Jong

I'm the only man with a Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl ring who doesn't wear it. I'm a Green Bay Packer. — Herb Adderley