Rosh Hashanah Funny Quotes & Sayings

Songwritng is what I do. — Neil Diamond

To find out how much we can do or how far we can go, we have to challenge ourselves constantly. — Debasish Mridha

I waited for you."
"But it's a race. Why did you wait for me?"
"I always wait for you. I'm always waiting for you. — Brodi Ashton

I am a Ford, not a Lincoln. — Gerald R. Ford

You may judge others only according to your knowledge of yourself. — Kahlil Gibran

I'm a fan of the old 'Creature Features' like 'Critters,' and 'Gremlins' and 'Tremors.' 'Jaws' is classic. It's funny that I still like those films because I remember my mom would tease me about getting a pet Critter to keep under my bed. — Brooke Nevin

Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn't kill. — Mike Pence

Even though I can't hear or see it from this distance, I know that Katherine and my younger self are currently having a brief, nearly silent squabble over who goes through the window first. I'd promised Kate that I'd get her grandmother back to safety, and I took that promise seriously. On the other hand, I was used to getting my bottom whacked if I argued with my elders. And since Katherine's expression suggested she might just toss me out the window if I didn't go willingly, I didn't hesitate long before following her orders. — Rysa Walker

You can't afford to live your life with regrets. — Shane Warne

The strongest and the fiercest spirit That fought in heaven, now fiercer by despair. — John Milton

You took your clothes off?"
"You didn't notice?"
"No! Jeez Louise, I don't even know you."
"If you look under the covers, you'll know me better."
"I don't want to know you better!"
"That's a big fib," Diesel said. — Janet Evanovich

[When asked how tall she is:] I'm five feet, 15 inches. — Carol Mann