Rory Clarke Quotes & Sayings

I think the best comedies came out during the Depression. Personally. — Zooey Deschanel

Marijuana plants were found near bin Laden's compound, which explains why bin Laden's last words were, 'Dude ... ' — Conan O'Brien

Crap.
It's all crap.
Living is crap.
Life has no meaning.
None. Nowhere to be found.
Crap.
Why doesn't anybody realize this? — K-Ske Hasegawa

I love you. I love you and it sucks because now I'm going to lose my job and all our kids are to have red hair and I want at least one of them to be blonde, but they'll probably all have red hair and you're keeping secrets from me and I love you. — Chelsea M. Cameron

To get over the past, you first have to accept that the past is over. No matter how many times you revisit it, analyze it, regret it, or sweat it ... it's over. It can hurt you no more. — Mandy Hale

We can easily represent things as we wish them to be. — Aesop

Come back to the Bible. Begin to read it. Study it and God will speak to you and change you - and through you perhaps history can be changed. — Billy Graham

Just as all things speak about God to those that know Him, and reveal Him to those that love Him, they also hide Him from all those that neither seek nor know Him. — Blaise Pascal

Self-abuse is shockingly common, especially among people who have been conditioned to believe that they are to blame when things go wrong. — Anna J. Michener

Life is not for show, but for real. — Mort Kondracke

It would suck if the world ended then. Sweeps week starts on the twelfth. I'd hate to miss the Amazing Race season finale because of an apocalypse — Jeri Smith-Ready