Rorkes Drift Painting Quotes & Sayings

The only thing known to go faster than ordinary light is monarchy, according to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle. He reasoned like this: you can't have more than one king, and tradition demands that there is no gap between kings, so when a king dies the succession must therefore pass to the heir instantaneously. Presumably, he said, there must be some elementary particles
kingons, or possibly queons
that do this job, but of course succession sometimes fails if, in mid-flight, they strike an anti-particle, or republicon. His ambitious plans to use his discovery to send messages, involving the careful torturing of a small king in order to modulate the signal, were never fully expanded because, at that point, the bar closed. — Terry Pratchett

I have a perfect body, it's in my trunk.
T-shirt — Darynda Jones

There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren't. — Simon Rich

Miracles are instant gratification without a guarantee of any long term result. — Sunday Adelaja

For the pride of trace and trail was his, and sick unto death, he could not bear that another dog should do his work. — Jack London

Whatever they seek, they will find. If they are seeking their loved one in the sky, He will send them clouds so they will find them there. If they seek discord, they will find it. If they seek love, the most precious thing of all, they will be blessed with it. Love and wisdom are the only things you take with you from lifetime to lifetime. — Kate McGahan

Shocked?" Juliet queried, the light pink tint on her cheeks the only telling sign of her discomfort with the conversation.
He nodded. "Yes. I had no idea my little girl knew what fluffies were."
Juliet opened her mouth to respond but was cut off by more misguided innocence from Kate. "They're the fluffy things Juliet keeps hidden in her dress here and here," she said proudly, tapping her chest to indicate just where these fluffy objects were located.
Patrick blinked. "That's quite enough, Katie love. Why don't you go paint some flowers or something. I need to have a word alone with Juliet. — Rose Gordon

Memorable customer service can only take place in a human-to-human situation. — Jeffrey Gitomer

Thou shalt not let a day pass without rereading something great. — Stephen Vizinczey

I think it is time for all babies to let us know who they want for president. — Margaret Cho

The republic stands for truth and honour. For all that is noblest in our race. By truth and honour, principle and sacrifice alone will Ireland be free. — Liam Mellows