Roomates Quotes & Sayings

Mediocrity's like a spot on a shirt - it never comes off. — Haruki Murakami

I love horses so much. Horses are my life. — Lea Michele

He who humbles himself before God is likely to humble himself before others. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Allowing yourself to become empathic to the point of being traumatized by another's experience is unnecessary and ineffective. — Deborah Sandella

This is Life, not Heaven you don't have to be perfect — Gia Carangi

When I get on a plane, I don't want a laid-back pilot. I want a pilot who is a control freak, who is paying attention to every single detail of his job. — Michael Ovitz

Truman has become the patron saint of failed presidents because he left office with a 27 percent approval rating, and people were saying, 'To err is Truman,' yet look at what he did: the Marshall Plan, the creation of NATO, the Truman Doctrine. — Douglas Brinkley

Look for patterns, and then ask why those patterns exist. — Debra Kaye

Thank you," I said in relief. "Fuck you, douche," he replied before hanging up. — Kelli Jean

I was a model Marine.. My rifle was always clean, uniform always starched, and the shoes always shined. I guess that's how I became so neat-sort of the Felix Unger of baseball roomates. Blame it on the Marines. — Jay Johnstone

It's Salvation. When Jen told me I had a vision. A vision Rena. I think I saw the blessed mother smiling and she was hold ing a loofa.
[In regards to moving out of dorms and having three bathrooms between 4 roomates] — Nora Roberts

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made. — Groucho Marx

I have no pretensions whatever to that kind of elegance which consists in tormenting a respectable man. — Jane Austen

I was fortunate enough to have baseball to teach me the values relative to success. The sport gifted me with leadership and team building skills that translate in a relatable way in the world. — Willie Wilson