Ronald Reagan Funny Quotes & Sayings

One picture is worth 1,000 denials. — Ronald Reagan

[On Ronald Reagan:] Jane Wyman seemed more upset with her husband's obsession with politics than I. I tried to make her laugh. 'He'll outgrow it,' I told her. To her it wasn't funny. — June Allyson

Prepare yourself for some bad news: Ronald Reagan's library just burned down. Both books were destroyed. But the real horror: He hadn't finished coloring either one of them. — Gore Vidal

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. — Ronald Reagan

They've done away with those committees. That shows the success of what the Soviets were able to do in this country. — Ronald Reagan

The little dictator who went to Moscow in his green fatigues to receive a bear hug did not forsake the doctrine of Lenin when he returned to the West and appeared in a two-piece suit. (On Daniel Ortega Saavedra) — Ronald Reagan

The moral equal of our Founding Fathers. — Ronald Reagan

I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told. — Ronald Reagan

But I also happen to be someone who believes in tithing
the giving of a tenth . — Ronald Reagan

We were told four years ago that 17 million people went to bed hungry every night. Well, that was probably true. They were all on a diet. — Ronald Reagan

Until now has there ever been a time in which so many of the prophecies are coming together? There have been times in the past when people thought the end of the world was coming, and so forth, but never anything like this. — Ronald Reagan

Ronald Reagan came from show business. His idea of how the government should help the homeless was like your agent. "We'll try to get you work. But don't bug us about it." — Bill Maher

Growing and decaying vegetation in this land are responsible for 93 percent of the oxides of nitrogen. — Ronald Reagan

A faceless mass, waiting for handouts. — Ronald Reagan

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan

I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration. — George Carlin

If you put it on the table as a bargaining chip, it becomes a bargaining chip — Ronald Reagan

I know all the bad things that happened in that war. I was in uniform four years myself. — Ronald Reagan

We think there is a parallel between federal involvement in education and the decline in profit over recent years. — Ronald Reagan

Please assure me that you are all Republicans. — Ronald Reagan

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border. — Ronald Reagan