Ron Swanson Whiskey Quotes & Sayings

Keep your head up in failure, and your head down in success. — Jerry Seinfeld

I was working at a candy-wrapping factory before I became an actor. I admit I snuck some hard candy, which is great because you can suck on it while you're working. — Verne Troyer

For among nations - as within nations - the soundest unity is that which respects diversity, and the strongest cohesion is that which rejects coercion. — Richard M. Nixon

But what if someone kills somebody else?"
Gurgeh shrugged. "They're slap-droned."
"Ah! This sounds more like it. What does that drone do?"
"Follows you around and makes sure you never do it again."
"Is that all?"
"What more do you want? Social death, Hamin; you don't get invited to too many parties."
"Ah; but in your Culture, can't you gatecrash?"
"I suppose so," Gurgeh conceded. "But nobody'd talk to you. — Iain M. Banks

Generations do not age. Every youth of any period, any civilization, has the same possibilities as always. — Cesare Pavese

I sprinkled brown sugar onto my porridge and watched it melt into sickly golden pools. — Gill Lewis

It's always fun to make people laugh, and then make them afraid or cry at the same time. — Cynthia Watros

Dreamers dream the dream, Artists live it. — Mark W. Boyer

I have tried my best to keep my country alive by writing about it. — Nuruddin Farah

Gabe pulled the card from the envolope.

I want to help you.

He flipped the card over.

You are the best thing to ever happen to Vernon.

Then in the tiniest script were words that Gabe had to squint to read:

PS. The dog's name is Guppy. — Audrey Shafer

You have no right to act on your own! You have taken vows, obedience being one! You answer to us! You have no right to step outside the church! — John Patrick Shanley

It was a place without a single feature of the space-time matrix that he knew. It was a place where nothing yet had happened - an utter emptiness. There was neither light nor dark: there was nothing here but emptiness. — Clifford D. Simak