Romantic Fortune Cookie Quotes & Sayings

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?"
"Six by nine. Forty two."
"That's it. That's all there is."
"I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe — Douglas Adams

The worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting right next to you and know you can never have them. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire. — Amanda Mosher

The moment when I am no longer more than a writer, I will cease to write. — Albert Camus

I sure saw a lot of kids that I'm sure didn't know a lot about us, or we were definitely new to them. The kids who came up to me afterward, we'd talk about music, sign a lot of autographs. So I'm sure we made a lot of new fans. — Joan Jett

In my travels, I have encountered cranes on three continents. — Alex Shoumatoff

If you don't know history, then you don't know anything. You are a leaf that doesn't know it is part of a tree. — Michael Crichton

We must fix our broken education system. Every parent deserves a choice as to how to best educate their children so that every child has a chance to fulfill their potential. — Carly Fiorina

I want the state to take away people's guns. But I don't want the state to use methods against gun owners that I deplore when used against naughty children, sexual minorities, drug users, and unsightly drinkers. Since such reprehensible police practices are probably needed to make anti-gun laws effective, my proposal to ban all guns should probably be marked a failure before it is even tried. — Aryeh Neier

No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah. — Chelsea Handler

I could live a lifetime in just a few heartbeats of time. — Mary Calmes