Romanian Proverbs Quotes & Sayings

AMERICANISM, n. 1) The desire to purge America of all those qualities which make it a more or less tolerable place in which to live; 2) The ability to simultaneously kiss ass, follow your boss's orders, swallow a pay cut, piss in a bottle, cower in fear of job loss, and brag about your freedom. — Ambrose Bierce

Did you know that the institution of marriage was created when the average person lived to the age of 30? — Rachel Bilson

Noah presses upon my back to bend me double in preparation for the order. He tosses aside my clogs in order to bind left thumb to right toe, then right thumb to left toe in the form of the holy cross. It has always seemed to me a forgiving God would not condone such abuse of the crucifix. — Janet Graber

The composition of each epoch depends upon the way the frequented roads are frequented. — Gertrude Stein

Republicans don't seem to mind taking inflation into account when the subject is tax rates. — Timothy Noah

Almost all great fortunes are based upon one cracking good idea and the guts to go with it — Frederick Forsyth

Righteousness alone can exalt America as a nation. Whoever thou art, remember this; and in thy sphere practice virtue thyself, and encourage it in others. — Patrick Henry