Roller Derby Funny Quotes & Sayings

Don't you think it's a bad sign that your best argument for your beau is that nothing has been proved in court? — Lish McBride

Don't think you can frighten me by telling me that I am alone. France is alone. God is alone. And the loneliness of God is His strength. — George Bernard Shaw

I really love getting hot stone massages. They really help me relax and it's so soothing for your muscles. — Leona Lewis

To be in Christ is to set free and be saved from sin. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You're a fucking idiot, Carter. That girl has been in love with you since the moment she saw you. You were her childhood love. You were her fucking god. She might've wiped your asshole if you asked her to. Chicks don't move on from the same kind of love she had for you. They might live with it, they might learn to love other guys, but they don't move on. Inside, the what-ifs consume them. — R.J. Lewis

You want to know as much information as possible because it helps you make more informed decisions, but that's not always possible. There are a lot of different factors surrounding it. — Howard Charles

The people who are making money are the ones who are writing and singing their own songs. — Jimmy Webb

I wanted everything from and everything for him, because I wanted every piece of him. — Kiera Cass

I know women are taught by other women that they must never admit the full truth to a man. But the highest form of affection is based on full sincerity on both sides. Not being men, these women don't know that in looking back on those he has had tender relations with, a man's heart returns closest to her who was the soul of truth in her conduct. The better class of man, even if caught by airy affectations of dodging and parrying, is not retained by them. A Nemesis attends the woman who plays the game of elusiveness too often, in the utter contempt for her that, sooner or later, her old admirers feel; under which they allow her to go unlamented to her grave. — Thomas Hardy

Who gets everything they want, Danny, exactly how they want it? You have to decide the most important thing and go from there. — Brooke McKinley