Robsten On Oprah Quotes & Sayings

Puns are often unacceptable to the feelings; they come like a spoonful of ice-cream in the midst of a comfortable smoking-hot steak, or as a peppery morsel when your palate was in expectation of a mild pudding. — Sara Coleridge

A father is a fellow who has replaced the currency in his wallet with snapshots of his kids. — Michael Forest

He cannot hold his wine; he has no head for it. Why, on no more than three glasses, for I absolutely poured him out no more, he was on the point of singing Yankee Doodle. Yankee Doodle, in a King's ship, upon my sacred honour! — Patrick O'Brian

That's your plan?" Holden said, incredulity in his voice. "Go collect some police bribes?" Across the restaurant, a prostitute in a red nightgown yawned prodigiously; the john across the table from her frowned. — James S.A. Corey

A common currency imposes on us a duty to cooperate more on policy. — Gerhard Schroder

One principal reason why men are so often useless is that they neglect their own profession or calling, and divide and shift their attention among a multitude of objects and pursuits. — Nathanael Emmons

Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping. — Marilyn Vos Savant

I also play fiddle, banjo and mandolin. — Sonny Burgess

I was baptized into Christ. I died when He died. Sin's power over me has been broken, in Jesus' name! — T. B. Joshua