Rob Schneider Funny Movie Quotes & Sayings

To wish was to hope, and to hope was to expect — Jane Austen

The mind gives meaning to anything but the meaning it gives is meaningless. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

Only the scenario writers are exempt. These are tied between the tails of two spirited Caucasian ponies, which are then driven off in opposite directions. This custom is called a conference. — S.J Perelman

The Constitution is ... the greatest single effort of national deliberation that the world has ever seen — John Adams

If you give up your quiet life, the bow of Cupid will lose its power. — Ovid

A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress. — Bruce Forsyth

I am a true believer that a record should not be a bunch of songs that sound exactly the same. — Bethany Cosentino

Soybeans really need an uplift, being on the dull side, but, like dull people, respond readily to the right contacts. — Irma S. Rombauer

There is such a thing as righteous judgment, but it seems that lately the word 'judgment' has become a curse word, period. The issue isn't whether or not we're insightful enough to avoid being judgmental, but whether or not we're secure enough to accept being judged. It is inevitable for every conscious human being to judge. It may spring from insight and experience and sincerity, and in such cases, it is quite beneficial on the receiving end. — Criss Jami

We need a safe place, a reserve of truth, a place where words kindle ideas and set ideas sparking off in others, a word sanctuary. Poetry is this gathering place of words. — Allison Mackie

When God stops whispering, they become desperate for someone who can put things right. — Anthony Doerr

I'm the Chris Martin of hip-hop. — B.o.B

If I go to a match it doesn't mean I want to buy the stadium or the club. — Lakshmi Mittal

Preaching, power, and persecution are all apart of who we are. — George O. Wood