Rizzo Muppet Quotes & Sayings

Don't mess this up. "So, uh, I would hate if you reached into my pocket." There was a suspended beat of silence. Then a dry, "I don't think so." "I don't have a present for you." Interest lit her dark eyes, but she remained still. Even suspicious. "The present wouldn't happen to be a hard cock, would it? Because if it is, I would have to return it. Minus a few inches." His — Gena Showalter

I haven't been on very many vacations, but I like Coronado Island, and Disney World was fun. — Hayley McFarland

Ferraris are art, but they love being driven. — Chris Evans

ESPN is a very, very good operation, and it's a gold mine. It's an even bigger gold mine than Fox News. — Rupert Murdoch

Yeah, I tell them to change the channel if they see some guy in a brown suit with a telephone number at the bottom of the screen asking for money. — Frank Zappa

Having a mustache and never smiling became a permanent component of my persona through the quaintly self-important decade of the seventies. — John Oates

Try not to saddle yourself with too distinct a personality too early in life. It might not suit you later on. — Liane Moriarty

ninety percent of everything is crud. — Chris Anderson

If you're not getting happier as you get older, then you're fuckin' up — Ani DiFranco

In a completely sane world, madness is the only freedom. — J.G. Ballard

Art, at least art as I define it, is the intentional act of using your humanity to create a change in another person. — Seth Godin