Rivers Bend Quotes & Sayings

If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers

Did you know that there are no straight lines in the universe? Life doesn't travel in perfectly straight lines. It moves more like a winding river. More often than not, you can only see to the next bend, and only when you reach that next turn can you see more. — T. Harv Eker

Marriage isn't a contest to see who is most often right. Marriage requires being what the Japanese call 'the wise bamboo,' which means you bend so you don't break. Treat your spouse with the flexibility and respect you would give to a top client. Think how we treat clients; We smile, we are polite, we listen to their ideas. Never forget that your spouse is your most important client. — Joan Rivers

If God wanted us to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor — Joan Rivers

O Grandpa turned the rusty latchkey of his magnificent remembery and set free a symphony of stories — Glenda Millard

In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage. — Bob Ross

Stay away from negative people, solution aren't the problem, they hate that, they are the problem. — Werley Nortreus

I don't want to go out hunting for dismal topics to write about. — Matthew Tobin Anderson

The leader's main job is to make themselves obsolete. — Laozi

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. — Joan Rivers

he thought the word river should also be a verb. He thought it should mean to move or act as a river. There was the verb rive, which meant to wrench open, or split off, or tear apart, but that didn't work for him. Rivers could tear apart the earth and split off pieces of rock, of course, but my dad didn't just mean those qualities. To river was to act with grace, to bend, to flow. A balance between power and gentleness, depth and shallows. It was to dance. To catch the light of the sun. — Eliot Treichel

Human presence is a creative and turbulent sacrament, a visible sign of invisible grace. — John O'Donohue

It's more like how some people can't help but bring out the not necessarily righteous parts of your personality. Like how you meet someone and instantly know they're a full-time professional victim, and no matter how hard you try, something takes over and you can't help needling them. — Richard Kadrey