Ritscher Schinzel Quotes & Sayings

It was the meanest moment of eternity. — Zora Neale Hurston

Didn't Chains tell you about the Golden Theological Principle?"
"The what?"
"The single congruent aspect of every known religion. The one shared, universal assumption about the human condition."
"What is it?"
"He said that life boils down to standing in line to get shit dropped on your head. Everyone's got a place in the queue, you can't get out of it, and just when you start to congratulate yourself on surviving your dose of shit, you discover that line is actually circular. — Scott Lynch

I'm sick of all you ammo-phobes being intolerant of my gun. — Patrick Henry

I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable. — Lake Bell

Do not forget that even as "to work is to worship" so to be cheery is to worship also, and to be happy is the first step to being pious. — Robert Louis Stevenson

Mothers are the parachutes. — Jandy Nelson

Yet where is your inner value when you no longer know what it is to breathe freely; when you no longer have freedom over your own selves — Friedrich Nietzsche