Ristenbatt Quotes & Sayings

Comedians in their infancy are generally selfish, irresponsible, emotionally retarded, morally dubious, substance-addicted animals who live out of boxes and milk crates. They are plagued with feelings of failure and fraudulence. They are prone to fleeting fits of manic grandiosity and are completely dependent on the acceptance and approval of rooms full of strangers, strangers the comedian resents until he feels sufficiently loved and embraced.
Perhaps I am only speaking for myself here. — Marc Maron

Of course, you don't turn into a shit just because you buy a Mercedes-600. It's the other way round: the reason you can afford to buy a Mercedes-600 is that you turn into a shit. — Victor Pelevin

I run because I am convinced that this country is on a perilous course and I have such strong feelings about what must be done. — Robert Kennedy

The purified righteous man has become a coin of the Lord, and has the impress of his King stamped upon him. — Clement Of Alexandria

How then can we deal with our tendency toward worldliness? It is *not* by determining that we will not be worldly, but by committing ourselves to becoming more godly. — Jerry Bridges

The Hebrew scriptures say it's okay to enslave anybody except your fellow Jews. It says you should enslave only your neighbors. I say to people that means Mexicans and Canadians are a bit at risk if we want to be literal about the Bible. — John Shelby Spong

God is more concerned with the state of people's hearts than He is with the state of their feelings. — Aiden Wilson Tozer

When we run out of money, we have to start thinking. — Winston Churchill

Rule one: Write about settings you're familiar with. — Jeffery Deaver

It's precisely because of the pain, the we can get the feeling, through this process, of really being alive - or at least a partial sense of it. — Haruki Murakami

I wish you happiness, Vikram Singh." "And I you, meraa dost - my greatest friend. — Renee Ahdieh

I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often. — Dannika Dark

Perhaps the depth of love can be calibrated by the number of different selves that are actively involved in a given relationship. — Carl Sagan