Ripoff Reports Quotes & Sayings

In the same [hospitable] manner that a Calabrian would press you to eat his pears. — Horace

She should get a divorce and settle down. — Jack Paar

What kind of person leaves out the chocolate? I mean, leave out the milk, sure. Sometimes that's fun, but what kind of person leaves out the chocolate? Really, Jasmine, you make friends with the strangest people. — Hannah Marie

Realize your strengths, accept your weaknesses, but never become someone you don't recognize. — Lindsay Chamberlin

Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are. — Alfred Austin

Conservatism and old fogeyism are totally different things; the motto of one is "Prove all things and hold fast that which is good" and of the other "Prove nothing but hold fast that which is old." — William Osler

How often has not the parallel been drawn and the golden age of the Roman Empire, when the external brilliancy of life likewise dazzled the eye, notwithstanding that the social diagnosis could yield no other verdict than 'rotten to the very core'? — Abraham Kuyper