Rip Lil Brother Quotes & Sayings

Whatever the "Christian conservatives" in America say, there is no one set of rightful opinions that follow on automatically from your belief. If you have signed up for the redeeming love of God, you don't - you really don't - have to sign up too for low taxes, creationism, gun ownership, the death penalty, closing abortion clinics, climate change denial and grotesque economic inequality. You are entirely at liberty to believe that the kingdom would be better served by social justice, redistributive taxation, feminism, gay rights and excellent public transportation. You won't have the authoritative sanction of the gospel for believing in those things either, of course. But you can. — Francis Spufford

There is only one way to get rid of nuclear weapons ... use them. — Rush Limbaugh

Properly speaking, history is nothing but the crimes and misfortunes of the human race. — Pierre Bayle

When I was young, I remember having a particular pain about injustice. Suffering hurt me. — Maggie Q

Cynical, self-deprecating, affected, indiscriminate, patronizing, immature, as sloppy intellectually as he was with his desk, fickle, vain, virile, brooding, pedantic, philandering...in short, Byronic, Byronic, Byronic, almost to the point of parody. — Laura Elizabeth Woollett

I'm foolishly self-conscious. — Andrew Smith

I have a PC because I don't know how to use a Mac. Actors always have Macs with them, and when I try to use someone else's, I can't get the hang of it. It's very strange; I don't like it. — Kimberley Nixon

Breathe a word of prayer, not anger. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I've always had this thing where I can't stop. I hate standing still. — Charlie Fink

The Venn diagram of men who say women take too long to get ready and men who ask if you're sick when you're not wearing makeup is a circle. — Unknown

There's a guy in the audience with a distinctive laugh. I hope that guy is miked. The only problem with having a distinctive laugh is I know exactly when that guy isn't laughing. "Oh, distinctive laugh doesn't think that joke was funny!" — Mitch Hedberg

We're depending on a bunch of horny teenagers to save the world. — Pittacus Lore

Skill at helping people grow spiritually, like skill at playing chess, depends on understanding and valuing differences. — John Ortberg