Riki Oh Quotes & Sayings

If you're trying to be an actor, sometimes you get lucky, and you end up on 'The Office', but if you don't, and you know that you have something to say, it's really, really fortunate to be able to get to write and star in your own comedy. — Riki Lindhome

Sometimes I find myself in this super-raw place onstage where I'm like, 'Maybe that's not the best thing. Maybe I need to shut down a little.' — Riki Lindhome

It's great to get to make something in your own voice. — Riki Lindhome

I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first moved out to L.A. - sending me applications to grad school for teaching. — Riki Lindhome

I'm actually writing a short story about a photographer who went completely insane trying to take a close up photo of the horizon. — Steven Wright

It's really hard to name a band. — Riki Lindhome

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion. — Jerry Coleman

It's a good thing to have friends with more houses than they have bodies, especially if they're happy to share. — Neil Gaiman

If you text someone, and you just get an emoticon back, it's over. — Riki Lindhome

Recording is just a lengthy process, so to have to record before every professional video, that's where a real time drain comes in. — Riki Lindhome

I worked at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It wasn't even a real McDonald's. — Riki Lindhome

The Monmouth-Ocean area is ... always in the best-areas-to-live lists. — Brian Boyle

People who take more than 2 weeks to plan a wedding are pussies — Riki Lindhome

I feel like I'd be good at 'Password.' Or 'Pyramid.' — Riki Lindhome

Hillary Clinton is making income inequality a central theme in her campaign. Yeah, for example, today she pointed out that her husband makes $300 million a year. She has to get by on $200 million a year, and that's not fair. — Conan O'Brien

Beige curtains ... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like, fine. — Riki Lindhome

If you lay a hand on her,
I will destroy you.
I will rip your head off with my bare hands and watch you burn in the sun — Richelle Mead

Russia made a decisive contribution to the victory over Nazism. That's clear to every honest observer. So, therefore, in a certain manner, it is indeed part of the country's national psyche. — Dmitry Medvedev

The biggest trap that all performers and writers find is that when something really crazy, really bad happens, your mind immediately goes to, 'Can I write about this?' - which is good and bad. — Riki Lindhome

We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments. — Riki Lindhome

Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to create. — Riki Lindhome

That's the dating world. You just keep losing. Everyone does. — Riki Lindhome

Take us generally as a people, we are neither lazy nor idle; and considering how little we have to excite or stimulate us, I am almost astonished that there are so many industrious and ambitious ones to be found - although I acknowledge, with extreme sorrow, that there are some who never were and never will be serviceable to society. And have you not a similar class among yourselves? — Maria W. Stewart

I think the golden age of couture had some of the most incredible customers: women like Nan Kempner and all the icons. — Nicolas Ghesquiere

I love, and the world is mine! — Florence Earle Coates

Self - development should be a perpetual process. In life you are either growing or rotting. You're moving forward or backwards; there is no standing still. — Al Duncan

The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was Matthew Fox when he was on 'Party Of Five.' I was in high school, and he came to our local amusement park, and I stood in line and got an autograph. — Riki Lindhome

If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better. — Riki Lindhome

Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living like rappers, and there was no income tax. They are some of the most fascinating people, and I am endlessly fascinated. — Riki Lindhome