Rik Mayall Funny Quotes & Sayings

Oh child, may you be happier than your father, but in all other respects alike. And then you would not be bad. — Sophocles

Merricat, said Connie, would you like to go to sleep? Down in the boneyard ten feet deep! — Shirley Jackson

Six Sigma is a quality program that, when all is said and done, improves your customers' experience, lowers your costs, and builds better leaders. — Jack Welch

A shoe that is too large is apt to trip one, and when too small, to pinch the feet. So it is with those whose fortune does not suit them. — Horace

The class war is over. — Tony Blair

The media no longer ask those who know something to share that knowledge with the public. Instead they ask those who know nothing to represent the ignorance of the public and, in so doing, to legitimate it. — Serge Daney

Taste is made of a thousand distastes — Paul Valery

I'm a gigantic musical film fan. — Lesley Ann Warren

If all you ever do is all you've ever done, then all you'll ever get is all you've ever got. — Margaret Spellings

I'm a happy, happy person. I laugh. I'm not angry. I'm only disgusted with a few people in the world that I have to see. But I'm not angry at all. — Josh Smith

O thanks be to the great God I got somebody to give me what I badly wanted to put some heart up into me youve no chances at all inthis place like you used long ago I wish somebody would write me a loveletter ... — James Joyce

I'm an L.A. girl who became a tough New York cop. — Mariska Hargitay

It's only Western civilization that, God forbid, you talk about dying, when it's the only thing we know for certain, right? Everyone's going to die, so what's the big problem? 'Oh, God. Don't talk about it. Don't think about it.' I mean, I'm one of them. I'm not a big fan of talking about dying. — Abel Ferrara

I have looked farther into space than ever a human being did before me. — William Herschel