Rickis Pet Quotes & Sayings

Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I'm like a goat or something that likes high places. — Tamae Watanabe

Most of the world was mad. And the part that wasn't mad was angry. And the part that wasn't mad or angry was just stupid. I had no chance. I had no choice. Just hang on and wait for the end. It was hard work. It was the hardest work imaginable. — Charles Bukowski

An avalanche is just a snowflake that got pissed off. — Andi James Chamberlain

The flesh covers the bones, and makes the spirit naked. — Anthony Liccione

Keep reminding yourself that literature is one of the saddest roads that leads to everything. — Andre Breton

The walls are cracked and water runs upon them within threads without sound, black and glistening as blood. — Ayn Rand

Alvin was an explorer, and all explorers are seeking something they have lost. It is seldom that they find it, and more seldom still that the attainment brings them greater happiness than the quest. — Arthur C. Clarke

Think of the Christmas present
of gashes you opened when, in an attempt
to be Superman, you slid in stocking feet
on a slippery wood floor and crashed
half way through a window. Hopes
of heroism dashed on the heels
of no clear sighting of Santa. — Kristen Henderson

Marriages do not take root in the presence of witnesses but only in the consciousness of the persons involved. — Libbie Block

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name. — Maggie Kuhn

Women understand that men must often be kept from soiling themselves with the dirty little details of life in order to accomplish the big shinny jobs unimpeded. — Judy LaMarsh

I never sweat about work. I just assume work's coming. — David Koechner

I'm obsessed with hula-hooping. I do it for 20 minutes a day. I don't use the old-fashioned hollow plastic kind we had when we were kids, but I discovered a new one at Danskin that's smaller and weighted. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

MARRIAGE. The final frontier. Steven went first. He was kind of our test subject. Like those monkeys that NASA sent off into space in the fifties, knowing they'd never make it back alive. — Emma Chase